life notes.

Dear Customers-
When asking for a pain in the butt drink, don't lean over the bar and talk about how you are a pain. I will not make you feel better by saying 'oh no you aren't' I will just smile and nod at what you say as i mix your 72 splendas into your sugarfree skim whatever with whip.

ps. If you left the whip off, you'd save a ton of calories. Its pure heavy cream. Pure FAT. Much like your bulbous rear end.

Dear Angela-
You are awesome, regardless of what others say (or don't say). You rock!