Things that kind of piss me off, in no particular order:

1. Ignoring me in favor of your boyfriend. I officially apologize to anyone and everyone who has ever felt the least bit slighted because of any relationship I've ever been in. Its shitty. Its shit-tastic, actually. Ignoring me all week then expecting me to kiss you so the boyfriend you've been ignoring me for will be jealous? no comment.

2. Quite practically begging someone to call you...and then never getting a phone call. Lamesauce. I'm sorry, the time zone and it being late excuse is no excuse at all when the (incredibly sexy) girl who wants you to call is up until approximately 4 am.

3. Dude, i'm fully aware that we both crashed in Rebecca's living room. I know, I was there. We do have that in common, thanks for noticing. That does not mean I'd like to hook up with you at 7:30 am. Or ever. The only person I want to hook up with won't call me.

4. Why the hell would you say you'd be my friend and then be a complete douche? Seriously, why?

5. The sinking feeling you get when you realize that all your friends are having a shindig...and you are not invited. Its a spectactular shade of awesome.